O, Voyagers! The Milker Corporation invites you to take part in THMOTES, a text score initiative.

A few times a week we will transmit a new text score to you via Snapchat. The score will exist on your phone for only a few seconds before vanishing into the ether, never to be seen again. The results of that brief interaction are in your kind and capable hands/brain. And yes, we welcome all passengers on this ship, be they quiet, noisy or just here to observe.

Simply follow these simple steps:

1. Download and install the Snapchat app on your phone - it's FREE from App stores,
2. Go to "My Friends"
3. Click the "+" sign
4. Search for username "milker_corp" and click "Add"
5. Enjoy a rum or possibly some herbal tea

Your username and contact information will never be shared with anyone. The only communications you will receive from Milker Corporation will be the fleeting, evaporating text scores. If you no longer wish to receive scores, simply remove milker_corp from your friends list on Snapchat and move through your life with our best wishes.

THMOTES is a product of the Milker Corporation Dept. of Text Scores,Thought Experiment & Mind Events.